This Is No Beginning, This Is The Final Cut

“War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:00:54 -0400

“War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of Númenor, and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty, and her present wisdom.” - Faramir, The Two Towers

tihotap: Ollivander’s Challenge || a moment from the books you...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:30:39 -0400

tihotap:

Ollivander’s Challenge || a moment from the books you wish had been in the films
→ first mentioning of the Room of Requirement

_{“Oh I would never dream of assuming I know all Hogwarts’ secrets, Igor,” said Dumbledore amicably. “Only this morning, for instance, I took a wrong turning on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I have never seen before, containing a really rather magnificent collection of chamber pots. When I went back to investigate more closely, I discovered that the room had vanished. But I must keep an eye out for it. Possibly it is only accessible at five-thirty in the morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon - or when the seeker has an exceptionally full bladder.”}

yourstormm: Today in drama, we had two boys act as a gay couple, and this one homophobic kid in my...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:01:16 -0400

yourstormm:

Today in drama, we had two boys act as a gay couple, and this one homophobic kid in my class gets up, and he’s like “i’m going to shove that homosexuality up your ass!” and one of the boys acting gay turns to him, looks him dead in the eye and asks “isn’t that the point?”

hellomynameisgeek: hetaliajustforyou: hopelesslyhiddled: takin...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:34:55 -0400

hellomynameisgeek:

hetaliajustforyou:

hopelesslyhiddled:

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

*stands*
*clears throat*
Ne ne papa

This just reminds me of the ultimate troll thing a teacher of mine did; at the start of the test it said, “As soon as you complete this exam, stand up and make a barnyard animal noise before turning it in.” Then, at the end of the standard instructions for the exam (that basically everyone skips) it said “Ignore the stupid thing about the animal noise and I’ll give you +5 for reading comprehension.”

I make a note of that and assume everyone else did.

Towards the end of the class period people as people start finishing their tests, the room is suddenly full of mooing, baaing, squaking and what-have-you. My teacher is laughing his ass off, and I’m just staring at people like, “… seriously?” I finish my exam, silently stand up, hand in my exam and go, “You’re kind of evil, you know that?”

I was one of four students that got those five bonus points. XD

Joining me? Yeah, apparently it’s against the law to chin the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:30:31 -0400

Joining me?
Yeah, apparently it’s against the law to chin the Chief Superintendent.

man-of-clay: they’re like mini-island turtles holy shit

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:01:34 -0400

man-of-clay:

they’re like mini-island turtles holy shit

10knotes: j-a-w-l-i-n-e-s: happy valentines day everyone

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:30:33 -0400

10knotes:

j-a-w-l-i-n-e-s:

happy valentines day everyone

hetaliajustforyou: hopelesslyhiddled: taking the students’...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:01:38 -0400

hetaliajustforyou:

hopelesslyhiddled:

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

*stands*
*clears throat*
Ne ne papa

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:30:47 -0400

monsieurleprince: Giovanni Battista Caracciolo, il Battistello...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:01:26 -0400

monsieurleprince:

Giovanni Battista Caracciolo, il Battistello (1578 - 1635) - Earthly Trinity, 1617

“Probably my first memory of theatre, the first one I guess...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:30:48 -0400

_{“Probably my first memory of theatre, the first one I guess that had an impact on me was when I saw my very first panto with my Primary School. I think just going there and experience that for the first time, being so young, it’s something that’s actually stuck with me right up until now. And to think back and to sort of remember that magic and that first little hint of it was brilliant.” -}_{Colin Morgan}

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die…

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:18:53 -0400

^{Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die…}

absentloversthings:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:18:09 -0400

absentloversthings:

theshadyslut: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wa...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:12:46 -0400

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”